Websites like Match.com are filled with advice on what you should and shouldn't do when you're dating online.  But Guyism.com has a new list that's pretty good.  Here are four things you should NEVER mention in your online dating profile.

#1.)  Anything Stressful.  Remember, the people who read your profile haven't even met you yet.  So there's no need to open up about your crazy family, or how hard life is in general.

--As far as your profile goes, you should keep things light, and only list the GOOD things about yourself. 

#2.)  How Frustrated You Are with Dating.  Don't talk about how hard dating is, or how it's impossible to find the right person.  It'll just turn people off and make it seem like YOU'RE the problem . . . not the people you've been dating.  

#3.)  An Embarrassing Hobby You Have.  It's fine to talk about it on your first date . . . once they've at least met you and know you're PROBABLY not a psycho.

--But if you mention something like Renaissance fairs in your profile, you might not GET a first date.  (--Either that, or you'll find your SOUL MATE.)

#4.)  That You're a Very Sexual Person.  Don't even ALLUDE to sex in your profile.  If you're a woman, you'll get a ton of responses . . . but not from anyone you'd want to have a RELATIONSHIP with.

--If you're a guy, you won't get ANY responses . . . or at least not from anyone you'd want to sleep with.