Are you having one of those bad days, that can only be made better by a video of a bulldog on a trampoline?

The Department Of Defense has been working on what they call "The Cheetah Robot" for "Emergency responses, Humanitarian efforts, and other defense missions."  They are now able to make it run faster than the World's Fastest Man, Usain Bolt, reaching a speed of a little over 28 MPH.  Right....  This is what I'm envisioning for this particular form of evil, just because I'm a paranoid son of a bitch.  All this thing needs is a giant metallic head with titanium jaws and serrated teeth.  Add glowing red Terminator eyes and you have the perfect cold, cruel, unstoppable attack dog to be sicked on dissenters of the current regime.  Able to destroy protests in a matter of minutes.  We will sell millions of these to Dictators all over the world.  Vladimir Putin will come up with the Russian version but it will have a grenade launcher.  The Chinese will advance it by giving it a taste sensor for blood.  

We will start seeing them at Occupy protests and Political conventions.  Soon after that they will be unleashed on the streets of America's cities to patrol for crime and dissent.  At first they will be controlled by special technician/Judges from a bunker who will be able to review laws and expedite executions, tearing "perpetrators" to pieces and leaving piles of flesh and bone to remind the public who is Boss.  Eventually, they will be programmed to perform these functions on their own.    

The only positive I see coming out of this is their use to quell the impending Zombie Apocalypse.

A new survey found out what dog breeds make you most attractive to the opposite sex.  For guys, you should go with a German shepherd, Golden Retriever, Lab, Husky, or French Bulldog.  Women should go with a Golden Retriever, Lab, Chihuahua, Poodle, or Beagle.  

 

 

There's a new social network for pet owners called Klooff, and they did a survey to find out which dog breeds make you most attractive to the opposite sex.

 

 Here are the five dogs that make GUYS more attractive to WOMEN:

 

 

#1.)  German Shepherds.    

 

 

#2.)  Golden Retrievers:  Women are 10 times more likely to see a guy with a golden as "marriage material" than a guy with a pit bull. 

 

 

#3.)  Labrador Retrievers.   

 

 

#4.)  Siberian Huskies.   

 

 

#5.)  French Bulldogs:  Those are the mini-bulldogs with the pointy ears that stick up.  Apparently women see guys with bulldogs or pit bulls as mainly "hook up" material. 

 

 

And here are the five dogs that make WOMEN more attractive to MEN . . . as if they need a dog to do that.  

 

 

#1.)  Golden Retrievers:  Guys are more likely to consider a girl with a golden to be "girlfriend material" than one with a Chihuahua.

 

 

#2.)  Labrador Retrievers.   

 

 

#3.)  Chihuahuas:  Most men think Chihuahua owners are dumb, and are five times more likely to consider them for a one-night stand than a girl who has a Golden Retriever. 

 

 

#4.)  Poodles.   

 

 

#5.)  Beagles.