Christmas Carols

The "12 Masshole Days Of Christmas" Is The New England Anthem Of The Holidays

We've all heard the original "12 Days of Christmas" song, and all we can really say about it is " YAWN! " Seriously, who really needs that many birds and indentured servants for your entertainment? It's selfish is what it is. Selfish and purely unrealistic. So instead of having to bear that...
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Have Yourself A Very Metal Christmas: Songs To Rock The Holidays - Part 3

You know you're in for a kick-ass holiday when your rock n' roll Christmas playlist comes as a trilogy! Be sure to check out Part 1 and Part 2 . So of course you'll wish for peace on Earth during this time of year, but for now unleash a little chaos into the holidays with even more Christmas carols...
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Watch Anthony Vincent Sing Christmas Carols As Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Marilyn Manson & More!

When Christmas time rolls around, we kind of got bored of hearing the standard catalogue of Christmas carols at shopping centers. So we try to jolt the holidays with some hard rock/heavy metal Christmas carols to lift some spirits. Check out Part 1 and Part 2 ! YouTuber Anthony Vincent of Ten...
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Have Yourself A Very Metal Christmas: Songs To Rock The Holidays - Part 2

By now you've heard all of the typical Christmas carols in the mall while out shopping. But wouldn't it be nice if the sounds of the holidays were filled with a little extra edge? Perhaps "Carol of the Bells" could use some thuderous drums and two or three (or four) guitar solos? Thankfully for...
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Have Yourself A Very Metal Christmas: Songs To Rock The Holidays - Part 1

Every December everyone gets into the Christmas spirit. The Christmas lights go up in the front yard, the malls are packed shoulder-to-shoulder with anxious shoppers, and we go around town singing Christmas carols. But we've all heard the standard catalogue of Christmas songs before. So instead of...
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Watch Bono's Hilarious Christmas Carol With Jimmy Kimmel "We're Going To Hell"

Never mind "Jingle Bells" or "Joy To The World", this may be the next song Christmas Carolers will be singing in your neighborhood. An updated version of last year's "We're Going To Hell" which was penned by Brandon Flowers of The Killers , Bono of U2 appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! with Sean "Diddy...
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These 12 Rock & Metal Christmas Carols Will Literally Melt Frosty's Face

Ever listen to a Christmas Carol so hot it would literally melt Frosty the Snowman's face off? Give your Christmas an extra kick in the jingle bells and go thrashing through the snow with some of the heaviest, hardest, head-bangingest Christmas Carols ever recorded! 1. "Mistress for Christmas" by...
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The Sound Of 100 Christmas Carols Being Played At The Same Time Sounds Like The Inside Of My Head Right Now

In an article for Medium , Swedish creative director Peter Rudwall said he created this aural monstrocity to, "To compile and concentrate a high amount of Christmas frequencies into a chaos of joyfulness." I don't know if he accoplished that, but he did manage to recreate the noise inside my skull...
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12 Christmas Songs That Will Rock The Holidays

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas time! For the next few weeks, you'll have heard all of the standard Christmas carols and pop songs so much that whenever "12 Days of Christmas" rolls around, the general attitude is just sort of "meh." You want to bang your head to the sounds of...
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