So, yesterday morning, I was doing research for one of the stories we were discussing. I don't even recall which one, but I stumbled across the following image:
(It wasn't even a Twinkie-related search; go figure.)
It's called "Kush."
(Not to be confused with THIS Kush)
The product is billed as "breast support for side sleepers, size C and larger." It's useful if you have real boobs, fake boobs, or pregnant boobs. (Insert Danielle joke here.) Now, it looks absolutely ridiculous, let's be honest. But, as much as it kills me to admit, I must say... this product is genius because it helps to prevent cleavage wrinkles. Greg has HIS irrational fears. I have mine. One of them is CLEAVAGE WRINKLES. I don't have 'em now, and I DON'T WANT 'EM EVER. Is the trade off between sleeping with a boob Twinkie (or whatever other vulgar thing you want to compare it to) and having no wrinkles in the valley worth it? I think so.
Finding this photo did make me think about all the other weirdo "As Seen On TV" products are out there. I decided to do a little more research. Right off the bat, I discovered the Booty Pop padded panties.
Garments to pad your backside are nothing new. These things have been stashed deep within the racks of the department store next to your grandmother's girdles for eons. I did feel the need to include this particular brand, if for no other reason than to have an excuse to post the Booty Pop video.
Clearly, the only logical follow-up to this is an instructional video showing you how to Booty Pop. There are a lot of crap tutorials out there... this one is laser show. I'm going to help LB practice right now.