Stephen Seagal and Chuck Norris were discussing lessons taught to them by their Masters... And who's style was better...
“My reflexes are such that you will not believe,” boasted Chuck… while getting into his fighting stance, he sliced his hand through the air at a passing fly, which promptly dropped dead from the impact. “That's friggin' crap... Watch this you hairy bastard,” said Seagal…then drawing his sword, he made two quick cuts at another passing fly. Norris was highly amused. “HA HA HA” he laughed. “That fly is still flying... You totally missed!”. “Ah yes,” replied Seagal, “but now it can never have children.”
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