Bro-Rielly Report

Thursday, April 20th

Matty and Nick talk about Colbert honoring Bill O'Rielly. Then they play you their latest demo for Fox News in hopes of taking O'Rielly's gig.


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We talked Indians 37. Podcasts are always on him. Mind you schedule and WA AF. Spinning the wheel touches to its gymnast and that sooner than you think you one more reaped more. One more report. Well I know what this is this story as a matter here comes from. Stephen cold there who used to do the Kobe every pore doing basically a parody of Bill O'Reilly. Correct and now he knows what was once considered a troubled. Floundering late night program it's like he came in beloved from having done things before to a time slot that was held by another beloved figure. And then had to sort of find his way before sort of getting the tone right in developing his audience. Some familiar then I can't wait but it seems maybe there. Anyway yet. He called bear. Wanted to say a message to Bill O'Reilly a final. As cold there in a final Kobe report few well right because Stephen Cole Bayer the character and Stephen Comair. Was basically an almost a parity of bill all right you talk about that's whom could briefly are you go so another shall comply. I hole a lot. To Bill O'Reilly I spent over nine years playing a character based largely on him. So tonight. We the late show. Are proud to issue a statement from Bill O'Reilly is biggest fan. Conservative pundit Stephen called there. Shame on you. You failed him you failed Bill O'Reilly. You didn't deserve this great man all he ever did was have you are back. Nick you're a woman. You know have a go at the front to. That's suddenly sexual harassment a crime. But that's what country we live in now Obama has Trump's America. I guess I always knew this day would come. When I first saw bell on TV I knew in my heart that no one could possibly sustain such a broad character for that long. So bill. I invite you to come live in the mountain cabin when me and Jon Stewart. We've got an animal sanctuary John and I know the goats and soon I hope. Will be milking you. Stay strong problem there. Oh god isn't really happening. Your welcome Stephen got there but that come down I was gonna say Stephen cold there while he may have been no particular fan of orally data. Did draw from them so intricately and has experienced a truck bomb may be like nobody else in entertainment. Right now I also think that we can relate to something else he said about trying to keep the character for a certain amount of time without getting in trouble. Absolutely. Now characters and some trouble so what about. The cold air. Report like that that I guess on that and and then what does this mean for the around it well the O Reilly factor has already announced its replacement. Tucker Carlson he of the bow tie used to Wear bow tie that doo dads like literally looks like what every guy you would imagine who wears Brooks Brothers looks like. But the thing is nick is Brooks brother you and I think that we should get that gig. Well I mean it's just going to be more of the same right not like change the town's right to you wanna you wanna reaching younger audience speak to them. In their terms their language they wanna get younger male audience so you and I put together a little. Demo tape and then we set about to fox here it is. I said you're about to enter no. Zone. On tonight's show. Tensions ramping up between the US and North Korea well what's good deal North Korea's new capability strikes as much fear into hearts of opponents as Hillary Clinton would. Bear upon death and definitely help grow. Moore ranch where you go many here. Look at the wage gap between win. We'll leave and a couple of C grows on the hot seat. On this issue plus. We'll interviews seemed feminist Gloria Steinem about women empowerment issues. You. The only thing we've grown as marinated steak today. Havre served alongside the Moab. Also we'll discuss the international cargo embargo plus everyone hate on cargo shorts brown and a study in our difficulties communicating in the digital age. You text and hurt you up twice already is it okay column and win. Won't you answer I know you're out right now. We're here because they're coming for your freedom rose just likes to loan you're not expendable the road Reilly factor is on next. Front you buy Broder if you get an erection lasts more than four hours bro you rule.