Danielle is your typical girl next door… if you lived next to a crazy townie cat lady. Danielle is the News girl. But doesn’t consider herself a journalist… mostly because of the fart humor she enjoys. She has no children, and claims it’s by choice.. But she rescues so many animals her house looks like a humane shelter.

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