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Color Me Butthurt!

Hola bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack. I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it. Anyway,... Read More

Want to Live Longer? See More Concerts, Science Says

Cats have nine lives, so why can’t we? You won’t find the answer to that here, but add it to your list of existential questions to ponder when you can’t sleep. While you may not get nine lives, you can get nine more years—if you’re a regular concert-goer. No, you’re not dreaming. As Consequence of... Read More

Tool Announce Music Clinic Tour

Tool have just announced a Music Clinic. Billed as “a rare immersive dissection and performance with Danny Carey , Justin Chancellor and Adam Jones ,” the clinic will make just six stops across the Midwest. No, we didn’t miss someone. Yes, Maynard James Keenan will sit this one out. Instead, Carey... Read More

Watch Jonathan Davis Cover Neil Diamond's "Love On The Rocks"

Kicking off his solo tour, Korn's Jonathan Davis showed a much different side to himself than what we're used to seeing. RELATED: Jonathan Davis at the House of Blues Boston Rather than seeing him jump around the stage, dreadlocks flying and him doing his trademark Tazmanian Devil-style screaming... Read More