Behold, The "Dump Cake".
If you like dessert, but you're too lazy to follow even moderately complex directions, check out an ad for something called the "Dump Cake" cookbook. All you do is put some fruit in a pan, and pour cake mix on it. Then you top it off with a can of SODA and toss it in the oven.
And the ad is great . . . because of how many times they say the word "DUMP". And there's also an extra cookbook you get with it called "Dump Dinners."
Check out their Site here: BuyDumpCakes.com