Thrill's Big Brown Blog Remains Unimpressed

July 6, 2017

Hola,

Independence Day has come and gone and I, for one, had a pretty good weekend.  

On the 4th, I had a busy day grilling food and all that kinda thing...like so many other people. At the end of the day I was exhausted and quite content to rent a sh*tty movie On Demand and just 'cool my jets'. The kids though, they decided that they HAD to see the fireworks. Just HAD to. 

With much consternation, the kids were loaded into the car and taken to see the goddamned fireworks. Part of me was happy about it, you know, feeling like a "good dad" doing the right thing, blah, blah, blah. The other part of me was annoyed because that's the general disposition of parenting.

Anyway, we watch the fireworks that they HAD to see and they were remarkably UNimpressed. They asked me "is that it?" and "does something else happen?" Well yea, that's it and no, not another thing happens. Somehow, this was MY fault. 

Gotta love kids. Seriously, you have to, otherwise they'd be homeless. Cute, but homeless. 

OK bitches, that's what I've got for you today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!