Thrill's Big Brown Blog Has a Rude Awakening

July 15, 2017

Hola,

Today we asked "what woke you up?" There were a plethora of stories in the news that inspired today's topic, but the one that stands out most involves a woman in California.

She was snoozing comfortably in her bed, not unlike most people. She was awakened when she heard glass shattering. To be fair, she only heard glass shattering because a f**king MOUNTAIN LION jumped THROUGH her window...and landed ON her.  

I'm not entirely certain how she responded, but I can only imagine that her bowels moved with a swiftness never seen before.

If it were me...and I have no problem admitting this...I would have sh*t myself instantly. It's a goddamn MOUNTAIN LION and suddenly this thing is ON you.

I'm not much of a morning person to begin with. Throw a f**king mountain lion on me and, well, I'm gonna have a really bad day.

Just me?

On a side note, mountain lions are also called pumas, cougars, or catamounts. Never heard 'catamount' before.  

Alright, I gotta go.

Until next time, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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