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Everyone knows how much I LOVE the Muppets! Take a break from your day to enjoy Steve Martin, Kermit the Frog, and banjos!

OK, I know that I am about to piss some people off, so before I go any further...

Rolling Stone released the cover for the August 3, 2013 issue yesterday.

So, I saw this today... And I thought... You've got to be KIDDING ME!?!

So, I saw this and thought..,. ATTA GIRL!

So, I saw this and thought..... 'Lil Wayne, F*CK YOU!

So, I saw this... and thought... OUCH!!!!!

So, I saw this... And got instantly pissed off!

So, I saw this and thought....

It took a JUDGE to get involved???

So, it turns out that "terrorist Mom" talked to her son, #2, and recorded the conversation so that she could release it to the media.

So, I tried to watch the Boston Strong concert last night, and I thought...


One word describes my experience...


OK, here are my questions and observations...

So I saw this and thought... SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

So I saw this.....

So, I saw this.... and was disgusted!

OK... So I saw this.... and thought... WE ARE DOOMED! THIS CRAZY ASS BITCH, IS NOW FAMOUS!?!

So, I saw this today and I thought....

Help that lady with her dog!

So, I saw this... And thought...

You are NOT that hot!