MISTRESS CARRIE'S BLOG

Grammy's Part 2

OK, so the show starts with U2...

Do you think people in Ireland are jealous that Bono pays so much attention to the U.S.?

I mean, DAMN... Can't you just sing a song...

If it were Sunday Bloody Sunday, it would be one thing... But, you're singing about HUGS!!!

Why do you have to make our flag into an art project?

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Then, there's Whitney Houston, who is obviously STILL ON DRUGS!

Or, she's sober... and just really f*cked up from all the drugs she used to do...

On HI DEF, she was scary!!!

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Mike Hsu sent me a text to tell me that Carrie Underwood's banjo player is hot?

Now this night is really getting weird!

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Kid Rock kicked some ass. I thought he did great!

Especially when they put his mugshot up on the big screen!

I died laughing...

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The Rock, not so funny, but at least he's hot...

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Taylor Swift and Miley Cyruss made the pedophiles happy, and announced that Abigale put's out...

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Robert Plant is old... But, we already knew that...

The better this project with Alison Krauss does, the worse the chance of seeing Led Zep back together...

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Jennifer Hudson was really good, and I think she got Nicole Kidman to show emotion... Whick is amazing since her face has been frozen by Botox for years!

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But, I'm glad that I changed my prediction about Best Rock Album...Â

I just had a feeling Metallica was going to get screwed... Coldplay said it best when they called themselves more of a "limestone" than hard rock...

Ugh!

More to come...