MIKE HSU'S BLOG

This is Mike Hsu's Blog.

As a boob man I am very, VERY, disappointed.  I mean..there should be a law against this kind of advertising!  Maybe I'm just pissed because the end made my boner drop faster than an A-Rod endorsement deal.  

No, there's no steamy animal sex.  No hot female model with a banana.  Just pure truth.  

This:

It's ok. You'll have that sick feeling for the next few hours. Just keep breathing.

Nine Inch Nails showed off their new stage show at the Fuji Rocks Festival this past weekend.

First of all, Larry King is a Legend.  The guy was in Radio before it was even invented.  He's interviewed Presidents and Kings, Movie Stars and Rock Stars, Assholes and Saints.  But this may be his finest work.

That freak of nature Takeru Kobayashi can. He basically squeezes the jug into his head.  He must shoot stuff out of his ass like a power washer after he executes these feats of amazing gluttony.

This is their performance from Live In The Artists Den at the Wiltern Theater in Los Angeles, CA back in February.  Excellent version of "Non-State Actor" as well as "New Damage".

Nirvana's last studio album, In Utero, is going to turn 20 in September.  Really? Holy Kurt Cobain Nailed To A God Damned Cross I'm getting old.

Now you can't even nod off on the train and miss your stop without advertising being jammed into your head by this intrusive Bone Conduction System.

Pearl Jam started running a countdown clock about 6 days ago without explanation.

According to Wikipedia: In Freudian psychology, the phallic stage is the third stage of psychosexual development, spanning the ages of three to six years, wherein the infant’s libido (desire) centers upon his or her genita

Really, how could I not share this with you?  It's why the Internet was invented! Thankfully every car in Russia has a dash-cam.  Oh yeah..and thankfully no one was hurt..except the cow.

For the video for "Came Back Haunted" Trent Reznor tapped his friend David Lynch because..well..if you want weird and disturbing, he's the Master.

So, are you trying to say we have some kind of shitty attitude here in Boston?  Somebody woke up with a hair across their ass this morning.  Bostonians are just as nice as any other fucking douche bags.

I don't care what anyone says.  I think Jenny McCarthy is still smokin' hot!  I've never had a salad give me an erection.  Well, I guess it's not really the salad doing that.

Once again Jimmy Kimmel makes me laugh until I expel gas uncontrollably.

A couple weeks ago Metallica surprised fans at the Orion Music And More Festival by doing a surprise performance of their classic Kill Em' All album.

Last we heard from McAfee Anti-Virus software founder John McAfee he landed in Miami after a bizarre Odyssey through Belize(where he allegedly abandoned his $20,000,000 fortune) and Guatemala(where they thought he was so c

She's absolutely right when she says, "I think we can relate this back to education".  Well, not those exact words, but I get what she's saying...I think. What I mean to say is...LOOK AT THOSE TITS!!

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