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Mike Hsu's Blog

This is Mike Hsu's Blog.

This video really fills me with the spirit of Easter.  It also fills my penis with blood.  I know Easter has already passed but...really?  Kate Upton in Bunny Lingerie!  What would Jesus do?

It was Easter Sunday and the family had left trail of Peanut Butter Eggs, and headless Chocolate Bunnies all the way back to Gardner.  I was racking my brain trying to think of an Easter themed Grilled Cheese.

I keep trying to make a lighter Grilled Cheese Sandwich to give my poor colon a break but keep failing deliciously.

So after almost a week of jamming cheese and processed meat into my digestive system I decided to go light for Day 6.  I needed to work in a little fiber to keep things moving along.

I was going to go with something lighter after surviving the "Fat Guy From Rye" but when  got home

This one almost killed me.  I actually thought about hanging it up and eating nothing but lettuce for the rest of the month.

It's Day 3 and my Colon is still operational.(I know.

April is National Grilled Cheese Month and each day I will be trying a different variation on the classic sandwich.

There are people who say you can never replace the late, great Queen singer Freddie Mercury.  But I say you can..with this guy.  Hold on, hold on!  Just give him a chance.

I haven't been this excited for a sequel since "Wrath Of Khan" or "Meatballs 4".  Last night Action News Anchor Ron Burgundy made it official on Conan.

Hey Headbangers, tired of taking crap from The Man because you choose to let your Metal Flag fly with your flowing mane of Rock?