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Tiger Woods Apologizes for his Long Hard Staff

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We've all made mistakes, right? We've all been there, making a billion dollars a year on a pseudo-sport, getting hooked on muscle relaxers and anti-anxiety-medicine, picking up any cocktail waitress that has an IQ less than 23. I've never had my wife beat me with a golf club(unless I asked first). She did throw a bottle at me once, but she missed. The artist who remixed Tiger's "apology" is a genius. He actually captured what this billion dollar bozo was saying. "I'm sorry i got caught, please keep paying me to play golf."