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Polar Vortex Causes Actual S**t Storm In Chicago

Some paranoid, skeptics have called the Polar Vortex a term made up by Climate Change Alarmists to further their agenda.  That was debunked by the World's Most Loveable Former Fat Guy, Al Roker.  You could ask the people at the Chicago Ad Agency Leo Burnette about how the Polar Vortex affected their workday recently when it caused pipes to burst in their office, raining feces upon their cubicles.  In a statement, Leo Burnette said the coloration of the water was caused by "dust".  But they're an add agency, so their job is to put a pretty face on everything.  Even Shit Water.