MIKE HSU'S BLOG

Is It Ok To Eat While Pooping?

So, I walk into the office bathroom this morning and see this in stall #1:

Do you like the pseudo-artistic Hipstamatic shot?  Anyway, the point is: Who eats while they're pooping?  Especially chocolate?!  So many bad things could happen with chocolate in a bathroom stall.  Not to mention all the hygiene implications that come with snacking while evacuating one's bowels. It's got a whole 'Human Centipede' vibe.  

Does the minty freshness of the York Peppermint Patties take this person's breath away while pushing out the Baby Ruth?  It just doesn't seem like a good idea.  Can smelling the exit of last nights dinner enhance any kind of culinary experience?

Do you do this?  Do you know someone that does?  Help me understand..