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Christmas Greetings From Planned Parenthood, Gene Simmons, And A Hot Chick With An Egg Nog Addiction

Merry Christmas!  Happy Holidays!  Happy Winter Solstice!  Merry Consuming!  Whatever the hell you want to call these days that come at the end of every year.  Call them whatever the hell you want.  Just don't get your Panties made in Bangladesh in a bunch if I hit you with the greeting you don't like.  Because, quite frankly, I don't give a fuck what you celebrate.  It's none of my business.  I just want everybody to be happy for the holidays.  

So with that heartwarming thought, check out some of the Christmas Cheer I found for you to share with your family and friends on the Birthday of the Little Baby Jesus:

What makes this video funny is it's all truth.  Especially the part about being relieved that your "special" gift scores some points.  I don't know about you, but if you don't get a little something nice for the significant other they make it seem like somebody shit under the tree..  Another one of my favorite parts of this video is the Eggnog chick.  She is a Christmas Miracle.

Here's the Simmons Family celebrating their Christmas exactly how The Catholic League of America imagines.  This video is NSFW and completely hilarious.  

Planned Parenthood Of Arizona takes one of the most beloved and annoying Christmas Carols and fills it with spermicide.  Try slipping in this version around the tree on Christmas.  

And finally, It's Main Motorhead Man, Lemmy Kilmister Birthday today.  The Speed King turns 68 and doesn't look a day over 79.  Lemmy has had a stocking full of medical problems this past year and some thought he wouldn't make it to 2014.  Well, there's still a 7 days left so we'll see what happens.  My money is on Jillian Michaels kicking the bucket before Lemmy...but that's horrible..I apologize for gambling on Christmas.  All the Best Lemmy!  Here's hoping you have a long line of Jack and Cokes leading you into the new year.

And Just for fun, here's the Best Epic Hot Girls Fail Compilation Of 2013:

 

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a hot eggnog addict.

Eggnog Photo by Konstantin Ryabitsev