No, there's no steamy animal sex. No hot female model with a banana. Just pure truth.
Now, you could say, "Gosh Mike, it sounds like you hate children. Aren't you a father?" Yes I am the father of a 9 year old going on 15, louder than a Slayer show, more stubborn than the Vatican, more dramatic than William Shatner, girl. I love her more than anything in existence previous or oncoming in the history of the Universe. She's the greatest thing that has ever happened in my life..for now. But can any parents out there not relate to this ad? It's brilliant.