When It Comes To Technological Wonders My Mind Is A Cesspool

November 14, 2013
This is the latest incredible project from MIT Media Lab's Tangible Media Group. It is a Dynamic Shape Display they call inFORM. It allows you to reach through your screen and physically handle objects or produce renderings. It is truly amazing! This will be an important educational tool as well as a great way to share ideas through video conferencing.

To be quite honest, the first thing I thought about when I was watching this miracle of technology was, "This would be great for on-line sex. I wonder what that would feel like on my penis?" I know this is so friggin' wrong. But seriously, this will revolutionize the internet sex industry and you know it. An on-line sex worker could handle certain sex acts as easily as that dude was handling that flashlight in the video. I know, I'm a pig. But it takes a great deal of time to roll out a project like this and I'm sure the boys in the lab tried doing more things than just reading a book or playing with a ball..or balls. I hope it's easy to clean.

Photo from Knight Foundation