KFC Scented Candles Will Make Your Bucket Of Extra Crispy More Romantic

November 22, 2013

The folks at Kentucky For Kentucky have created a candle that is supposedly scented like Kentucky Fried Chicken.  It doesn't get any more romantic than that. When you want to get your date in the mood for getting it on..or fried chicken..then this should do the trick.  After sniffing the Original Recipe atmosphere for five minutes I'd have to head out and get a bucket.  Would that be called Coitus Interuptus Altilia?  I'd also need some sides to help me get in the mood.  Definitely some biscuits, a bunt cake, and mashed potatoes and gravy.  They should have a candle for gravy only.  If you lit that I would be at your door in ten minutes..with all the other dogs.   Here's the link to check it out.


Chicken photo by Biswarup Ganguly