Hill-Man Morning Show Blogs

We Finally Figured out What You're Doing in the Bathroom

The goal when you use a public bathroom is to touch as few things as possible. And someone recently polled people to find out exactly how we do it. Here are our top four strategies: 1. Open and close the door with your butt, so you don't touch the handle. 35% of women and 27% of men do it. 45% of... Read More

Greg Hill Goes To Houston: A Pats Fan's Journey To Victory

Host of the Hill-Man Morning Show, Greg Hill ventured to neutral territory in Houston, TX for the big game between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons. Despite three quarters of miniature heart attacks, Brady made it abundantly clear why he is known as the GOAT and collected his fifth... Read More

Parking... or, why I have a headache again today.

Are you someone who just flat out REFUSES to pay for parking? I feel like there’s a pretty big divide when it comes to this. A good chunk of people will just park wherever… lot, garage, valet… cost doesn’t matter. Another good chunk will drive around FOREVER until they find street parking, just... Read More

What I learned At The New England International Auto Show

I learned a lot about cars at the recent New England International Auto Show . But the most important thing I learned is that none of the beautiful cars I saw could compensate for for my extremely small penis. Video of Mike Hsu Goes the New England International Auto Show Read More

The Ten Worst Gifts People Have Gotten from Coworkers

Are you buying presents for any coworkers this year? 22% of us are, according to a new survey. And 21% are planning to buy something for their boss. Most people who ARE buying something said they're spending less than $25 . . . 33% will spend less than $10 . . . and 11% plan to spend $5 or less... Read More

The Average Single Person Dates HOW MANY PEOPLE?

Apparently single people today are a LOT better at multitasking than they used to be. According to a new study by eHarmony, the average single person now dates SIX people at the same time. Apparently online dating, Tinder, and social media have made it a hell of a lot easier to find tons of people... Read More

Man Fights Off Bear TWICE. Man Posts Video To Facebook. Man Rules.

Todd Orr was out for a hike in Montana on Saturday, and encountered a mother bear with her cubs in an open meadow. The mother bear charged him, and despite the fact that he emptied an entire can of bear spray, he was STILL attacked... TWICE! Check out the amazing video, and his description of the... Read More

Is AC/DC FINISHED??

AC/DC has postponed the rest of their tour . . . and it's all because of singer Brian Johnson's health issue. Apparently, the loud music was making Brian go deaf. The band released this statement: "Brian has been advised by doctors to stop touring immediately or risk total hearing loss." They said... Read More

A Roundup Of Stupid Florida News This Week

Hey kids! Happy weekend! We've had some gems of stories this week in Florida, so I figured I'd bring them all together for you here. This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle. And you're about to find out why my use of "wrinkle" here is a stellar pun. 31-year-old Nicole... Read More