Sad news to report today... the Ultimate Warrior has passed away, only days after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. There's no word on the cause of death, but Warrior was only 54 years old. And "Warrior" WAS his legal name. He changed it from his birth name, James Hellwig, years ago. Warrior is survived by his wife Dana and their two young daughters, who sat proudly in the audience with his mother as he gave his induction speech on Saturday. He was actually the headliner of the Hall of Fame induction ceremony, which was held as part of "Wrestlemania 30" weekend. He even made an appearance on Monday night's episode of "Raw" on the USA Network.
Those crazy kids... now they are smoking bed bugs. FKN BED BUGS. You know some smart kid in a bio class figured out that they have hallucinogenic properties, and the burnouts took it and RAN.
You wanna know about Kanye's new track? No? Too bad. Kanye West appears on Future's new song "I Won", in which the two of them rap about snagging their respective ladies. Kanye is marrying Kim Kardashian next month, and Future is expecting a baby with his fiancée Ciara.
On the track, Kanye raps:
"You the number one trophy wife
So it's only right to live the trophy life
You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now
Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound."
Then he gets a little more explicit . . .
"I want to dip that ass in gold,
I want to dip that ass in gold
I made it over NBA, NFL players
So every time I score it's like the Super Bowl"
He even sucks up to the rest of Kim's family by saying:
"You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloe
All your mama ever made was trophies, right?"
Hear the track here:
Ronald Garney was a teacher at Amherst Regional High School. In November of 2006, he was convicted of a number of child porn-related charges and sent to prison. He had received pension payments from the Mass. Teachers' Retirement System in the amount of $31119.14 until the MTRS cut the payments off. A Superior Court judge decided that because it was never proved that he accessed any child porn on a school computer, that the MTRS had no right to cut off the payments. Now, the case goes before the Supreme Court. Do you think he should get his pension or not? (Texters have stated teachers pay 11% into the system.) Comment below with your opinion.
You know you have at least one bad Easter Bunny picture somewhere at home...
Some other things we discussed:
Kim Jong Un has now turned to the flamethrower for his weapon of choice for executions in N. Korea.
Another Planet Fitness has told a woman to cover up.
A nursing home is being sued after hiring a male stripper for the female residents.
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