The Swiss cheese masturbator is at it again. Kinda.
(Source: Philadelphia Police Department)
Another woman has come forward to say that Christopher Pagano approached her and commenced the lewd cheese activities back in January. He turned himself into police and posted 10% of his $90k bail. He will appear in court on April 1st. Really? THIS is a case you want to try on April Fools' Day? Oh boy.
I saw a guy at the pet store yesterday who was wearing one of those white puka shell necklaces, and it got me to thinking that there are just certain things you shouldn't wear once you hit a certain age. We came up with a list of things, and determined the cutoff age was 30. Buzzfeed and Complex have also come out with similar lists.
2. Choker necklaces.
3. Dangly earrings.
4. Skull jewelry.
5. Fake tanner.
6. A wrist full of bracelets.
8. Sports jerseys customized with their name on the back.
9. Backwards hats.
Comment below with what you think men over 30 should just NEVER wear.
E! News Alicia Quarles is accused of being a racist.
Here's the deal: Mindy Kaling, Cambridge Home Girl of "Office" and "Mindy Project" fame was being interviewed at the Oscars by Alicia Quarles. Earlier, Mindy had quipped that people would know her as "that girl from that show where she kisses all the white men." So Alicia asked her what her "type" was, and if she would date "any color" man. And then the internet lost its mind.
Today's Nation of Pussies report: another kid got suspended for making a gun gesture with his hand. There's a twist though this time... the kids were evidently warned by school administrators at least three times this academic year that this kind of behavior wouldn't be tolerated and with it, would carry repercussions. Does that make any difference to you? Comment below with your thoughts on the whole gun gesture issue. Check out the report from CNN:
Some other gems you missed today:
I tell ya, I get no respect.
Bad oral technique? There's an app for that.
Great. You people broke all those styrofoam trays back in the 80's and now we're all gonna die.
Also, we went inside the warped female mind with a guy who was pissed that his girlfriend started stripping behind his back.
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