I've often thought of installing a dash cam... just in case. Well, a man in Texas did just that. And then this happened:
Michael Zuk is a dentist in Alberta, Canada. And a few years ago, he paid almost $33,000 at an auction for one of John Lennon's teeth. It's a little strange in terms of memorabilia, but he's a dentist so you can see the logic. Well . . . it turns out Michael didn't just want the tooth as a conversation piece. He's announced that his plan is to extract the DNA from the tooth, clone John Lennon . . . then raise him from birth as his son. Cloning technology isn't quite there yet . . . and once it gets there, we're not sure any scientists will compromise their ethics to clone famous people. But if they do, Michael wants in on it. In the past, Michael had talked about extracting DNA from the tooth and cloning Lennon . . . but this plan to raise him is brand new. And he already has plans for his baby John Lennon. Quote, "He would still be his exact duplicate but, you know, hopefully keep him away from drugs and cigarettes. But guitar lessons wouldn't hurt anyone, right?" This sounds like every delivery guy's ultimate fantasy . . . gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Anyone know this guy?
He's from Portsmouth. He allegedly stole a dude's laptop. Then he called Apple Support. AND THEN HE GOT BUSTED. How? Apple automatically sends an email after a support session to the email address associated with the serial number of the device for which you need support. So the owner got the email, called the cops, and it was over. Dope. (Photo: Portsmouth Police Department.)
Two years ago, an attractive 31-year-old nude model named Luminita Perijoc had some groceries delivered to her place in the city of Tulcea, in eastern Romania. The average-looking driver was 35-year-old Nicolae Stan. And Luminita ended up inviting him inside. When he said NO, she grabbed him, dragged him inside, and demanded sex. But he said no again. So she pulled out a small knife. And at that point he did have sex with her. But when she wanted to do it again, he said no . . . and she stabbed him. He managed to lock himself in a bathroom and call police, and ended up with six stab wounds. Luminita was sentenced to five years in prison . . . but her sentence just got suspended. Turns out she was on painkillers after an operation, and they might've affected her behavior. According to Nicolae, quote, "I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat, even if they were with Miss Romania."
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