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Monday Recap!

So… LB rolled in this morning with some new lettuce. 

Well, to be fair, it was his existing lettuce.  He dyed it black.  Jet black.  I got a call from him Friday afternoon that he needed me to do his makeup today.  This can’t be going to a good place.  He's doing an appearance on TSN later evidently, so once we can grab some of that, we'll link it for you here.  His new hair spurred a discussion on whether or not you should comment when you notice a male co-worker has thrown in a little Just For Men.  Is it supposed to be so subtle that no one notices?  Or are you a jerk for not noticing like when women color their hair?  

 

North Korea is looking to expand its television lineup, and has partnered with the BBC to do so.  Comment below with possible names for the new shows!

 

The Biebs is in trouble after throwing eggs at his neighbor's house.  Word is that the damage will cost upwards of $20k to repair, thanks to all the fancy Venetian plaster on the front of the guys house.  Now here's my question... Justin Bieber is egging your house.  Do you:

a) Go ourside and beat the crap out of him

b) Sue him

c) Tell your 13-year-old daughter to call the cops

d) Ignore him

Well, if you are a somewhat long-time listener of our show, you'll know that the answer is always "C" and that of course, the guy had his kid call the cops:

WARNING:  UNCENSORED PROFANITY

 

The Golden Globe Awards were last night.  Here are some of the winners in the major categories.  Did you watch?  

MOVIE AWARDS

Best Drama:  "12 Years a Slave"

Best Actress, Drama:  Cate Blanchett,  "Blue Jasmine"

Best Actor, Drama:  Matthew McConaughey,  "Dallas Buyers Club"

Best Musical or Comedy:  "American Hustle"

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy:  Amy Adams,  "American Hustle"

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy:  Leonardo DiCaprio,  "The Wolf of Wall Street"

Best Supporting Actress:  Jennifer Lawrence,  "American Hustle"

Best Supporting Actor:  Jared Leto,  "Dallas Buyers Club"

Best Director:  Alfonso Cuarón,  "Gravity"

 

TELEVISION AWARDS

Best Drama Series:  "Breaking Bad"  (AMC)

Best Actress, Drama:  Robin Wright,  "House of Cards"

Best Actor, Drama:  Bryan Cranston,  "Breaking Bad"

Best Musical or Comedy Series:  "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"  (Fox)

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy Series:  Amy Poehler,  "Parks and Recreation"

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy Series:  Andy Samberg,  "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

Best Miniseries or TV Movie:  "Behind the Candelabra"  (HBO)

Cecil C. DeMille Award:  Woody Allen

 

E! had to issue an apology after one of the "FUN FACTS" they used was that Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's in 1991.  Yeah.  SO fun.  

 

Here are some of the other stories we discussed this morning:

If you think J-Lo wants you to send naked pics, you should probably be sure it's really J-Lo.

One English lass is suing her attorneys because they failed to tell her that divorce would end her marriage.  No, there's no more to that sentence. 

Who masturbates into Swiss cheese?  Who throws a shoe?  Some questions will never be answered.

 

We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning.  Don't forget to leave those Hill-mail messages for us!  617 779 5463