Have you heard the new Donald Sterling audio? Where he just HAPPENS to be on the phone with his BUDDY talking about how he's NOT a racist? Jeez... read from the script a little more, why don't you. RadarOnline.com has the exclusive... DONALD STERLING AUDIO
Just because one girl wanted to wear her B. Orr jersey to school when all the other kids were wearing Canadiens jerseys... everything gets cancelled. An elementary school in Montreal decided that the girl wearing a Bruins jersey would cause too much controversy during this heated playoff matchup, so they decided no one was wearing anything. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Read more here.
What is this thing? A UFO? A government drone? I'm tired of people getting all fired up and not trying to play along, so you figure it out. (What? I never get feisty when something is clearly fake... I don't know WHAT you are talking about.)
Our pal, former New England Patriot Matt Light, checked in this morning to talk a little NHL Draft. Hear what Matt had to say about the draft picks, as well as his thoughts on Brady's outfit at the Met Gala pre party:
Reese Witherspoon is featured in a fantastic video from Cara Delevigne's Instagram. The video was shot in an elevator at the Met Gala. At least Drunky McDrunkerton isn't mouthing off to a cop this time. Watch the video.
College just SEEMS stressful . . . compared to real life, where you have actual responsibilities like a job. But apparently school seems SO stressful these days, kids would rather be horribly MAIMED than deal with it. Last week, two female college students at the University of Georgia posted an ad on Craigslist with the subject, "Hit Man Wanted." But they weren't looking to kill anyone. They just wanted someone willing to hit them with a CAR . . . so they could get out of taking their finals. The girl who posted it wrote, quote, "I am looking for someone to run my friend and I over with their car. We do not want to die, we just want to be injured enough to get out of taking our finals here at UGA. Please do not kill." Then she posted it in the "skilled trades" section. And since they're both students and don't have any money, she said that in return, you'd, quote, "[get to hit] two lovely ladies by vehicle, with permission." We don't know if anyone actually responded to the ad, or if it was just a joke. But Craigslist eventually yanked it for violating their "you-can't-hire-hitmen" policy.
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Have a great weekend! Go B's! Masshole Theater happens Monday at 7:30!
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