Friday 6-6-14 Recap!
If you're into elderly porn, like Mike Hsu (NOT LIKE MIKE HSU!), then you will love this. This kid from GA loves to date the older ladies. Here he is with his 91-year-old girlfriend Marjorie. HE'S 31. Ahhh, love never dies.
Man leaves a loaded gun in the toy aisle at Target in Myrtle Beach. Is this just a sicko, or do you think this is a plant by someone who supports the petition calling for Target to ban firearms in its stores?
THIS GUY got his arm stuck in a toilet for five hours. How, you ask? Well, he dropped his celly, of course!
U.S. Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi wants to know where his help is!
It would make total sense that a woman who starred in "Back Door Teen Mom" would be writing a CHRISTIAN book on parenting. Right? RIGHT?
Don't forget, we're back Monday with another MASSHOLE THEATER! Have a great weekend!
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