Let's Get It On... Or Not.

June 1, 2017
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It's a sad moment when two people have a connection, head to one of their places to get-it-on . . . and it all gets derailed at the last possible second by something SUPER WEIRD there. Men... just like with "Inside the Warped Female Brain," I'm here to help.

A new survey asked women about things at a guy's place that could turn them off so much that they'd change their mind about hooking up with him.  Here are the results . . .

1.  Used condoms in the bathroom trash can . . . 87% of women would NOT get-it-on after seeing that.

2.  Stray pubic hair all over the bathroom or poop streaks in the toilet . . . 71%.

3.  A kitty litter box that smelled bad . . . 69%.

4.  A "Make America Great Again" hat . . . 69%.  Or Bernie Sanders stuff . . . 22%.

5.  A cockroach . . . 62%.

6.  Toenail clippings by the couch . . . 57%.

7.  A pile of smelly laundry in the bathroom . . . 39%.

8.  A sexual poster hanging on the wall . . . 35%.

9.  A pile of dirty, smelly dishes in the sink . . . 22%.

10.  Zero books anywhere around his place . . . 10%.