If You Were Wondering How Stupid We Are...

June 16, 2017
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If you feel like this country is getting dumber . . . well this sure as hell won't change your mind.

According to a new survey, 7% of ADULTS in this country think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.  And another 48% say they're not SURE where chocolate milk comes from.

Which means that less than half of the people in this country know that chocolate milk comes from adding chocolate to milk.  WTF?

World Milk Day (yeah, it's a thing) happened earlier this month. The Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy conducted a survey of 1,000 adults 18 and over, and Food & Wine Magazine provides us with the results, the above being the most frightening. Picture yourself in a room with 99 other people. At least SEVEN of them believe that brown cows are responsible for chocolate milk. SEVEN! 

BTW - 37% of you admitted to drinking milk straight from the carton at home. Which means a bunch of you lied. Dirty pirate hookers.