Hill-Man Morning Show

A Man Lives in the Woods For 10 Years to Get Away From His Wife

This might be THE most extreme passive-aggressive way anyone's ever gotten out of a bad marriage.

A little over a decade ago, a guy in his early 50s named Malcolm Applegate from Hampshire, England was finally OVER his wife nagging him.

So . . . he disappeared.  Literally.  One day he vanished, and no one heard from him again for a decade.

But he recently turned up again at a center called Emmaus Greenwich that helps homeless people get back on their feet.

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Your Netflix Subscription Is about to Be More Expensive

Netflix is raising its prices by 10% next month on most plans . . . and naturally people will be angry.  But let's face it, you're going to pay, because . . . "Stranger Things".

The price hikes won't affect ALL of their plans . . . but since they're changing the most popular ones, most of their 53 million customers will be affected.

So, subscribers who pay for the standard $9.99 service will be charged $10.99 . . . or $1 more per month.  And the price of the premium tier will be raised 17%, from $11.99 to $13.99.

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Please Don't Dress Like a Clown to Scare Your Kid

File this one under, "I know I don't have kids, but..." This doesn't strike me as the smartest parenting move given today's clown climate.

A 25-year-old guy named Vernon Barrett Junior from Boardman, Ohio was having trouble with his six-year-old daughter . . . he says she's been having behavior problems at school and at home.  So he decided to try to scare her straight on Saturday.

How?  By dressing up as a SCARY CLOWN and chasing her down the street.

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BREAKING: Ugly dudes have better relationships.

Something tells me that the scientists behind this study were SUPER UGLY dudes.  And that's not me stereotyping scientists.  It's me stereotyping the ones who would work to draw THIS conclusion.

A new study out of Southern Methodist University in Texas and Florida State University found that relationships are more successful if it's an attractive woman paired up with a less attractive guy.

The researchers found BOTH people are happier that way.

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Don't Look Up. (No, Seriously. Don't.)

Naturally a few idiots out there plan to stare at the eclipse today even though they know you're not supposed to.  Here's why you really shouldn't . . .

Staring at the sun for too long causes a photochemical reaction in your retinas that can kill the cells.  But you can't feel it, because you don't have pain receptors back there.  And once it happens, it's irreversible.

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Science Has Figured out How to Be "Friends with Benefits"

The big part of the appeal of a "friends-with-benefits" situation is that there are no strings attached.  I mean . . . there was literally a movie about it with Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake CALLED "Friends with Benefits." There was also "No Strings Attached" with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher.

But according to a new study out of the University of Denver, the best way to make a friends-with-benefits setup work is . . . attach some strings.

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Bride Pulls Gun on Groom from Her Wedding Dress. Because Tennessee.

This is some next level concealed carrying right here.

A 25-year-old woman named Kate Prichard from Murfreesboro, Tennessee got married this weekend to a 30-year-old guy named James Burton.

And after the wedding, Kate and James retreated to their motel room . . . where they got into an argument.

And it got so heated that Kate pulled out her nine-millimeter pistol . . . which she was packing UNDER her wedding dress.

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