OK, I only have ONE question...
WHAT THE F*CK???
Bernie Madoff pleads GUILTY, and then asks to get out of jail?
Rhianna gets her ass KICKED, and now she's recording with Chris Brown?
Michael Jackson sold out 50 shows in London's O2 Arena?
Deval Patrick gave some bitch a $175,000 a year job, while vacationing in Jamaica, after raising our taxes because we are in debt?
Howard K Stern drugged Anna Nicole Smith?
Axl calls Slash a CANCER?
Larry Izzo traded?
Facebook launches a new Home Page?
Jon Stewart isn't President?
My eye lid won't stop twitching?
Steve O is on Dancing with the Stars?
China is harrasing US Naval ships in International waters?
My 401K still sucks?
Michael Phelps is STILL saying sorry about the bong picture?
Paris Hilton still gets press?
US Military suicide rates are at an all time high, and people are worried about the prisoners at Gitmo?
Sarah Palin's daughter gets 'un-engaged' to her baby daddy and the Church doesn't condemn her, but Jamie Lynn Spears is still a WHORE?
People think the answer to the economy, is to shorten the school week, to save $... because U.S. kids aren't dumb enough?
A guy in upstate NY who started a TV network, to change how Americans view Muslims, decapitates his wife after she asks for a divorce, calls the police, and then pleads not-guilty?
A Mexican drug lord makes the Forbes Billionaire list?
The Octomom still has all of her kids?
I'm still in the office at 8pm on Friday night?