FLOYD MAYWEATHER didn't whine hard enough to get himself moved from jail to house arrest. Yesterday, the judge said he has to serve the remainder of his 90-day sentence behind bars.
--The judge knocked down just about every complaint Floyd expressed. He said that if Floyd's dehydrated it's his own fault because, quote, "water is made available to [him] twenty-four hours a day."
--And if he's not getting enough calories, it's because he, quote, "chooses not to eat the food provided."
--As for not being able to TRAIN properly, the judge said, quote, "While the physical training areas and times provided to [him] may not be consistent with his prior regimen, he is indeed provided sufficient space and time for physical activity if he so chooses."
(--If I may paraphrase, I believe the judge just offered to re-hydrate Floyd with a tall, cold glass of SHUT THE HELL UP.)
