BIG news this week with Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot" covering a possible encounter in the Leominster State Forrest. Along with the recent information released about Lt. Govrnor Tim Murray's action hero-like car crash from last November it started the rezin churning in my crusty brain.
(The following should be read with the voice of Leonard Nimoy)
Murray claims he was not on his phone at all during his 42 minute thrill ride. He also initially claimed he couldn't produce phone records from that time because the phone company doesn't itemize calls and texts. But you can ask your phone company for that list, right? Why doesn't he do that? I believe Tim Murray was on the phone. I believe he was desperately trying to facilitate negotiations between State and Federal Authorities and the Big Foot Colony that lives in the Leominster State Forrest.
I believe the Government not only knows Big Foot exists but has reached a deal with these Man-Beasts of super strength to let them live on State and Federal Woodland areas in peace. Why keep them a secret? Since the North American Big Foot is 10 times stronger than a human they believe they would make an effective fighting force. Imagine it: Soldiers that not only posses super strength but have the most superior survival skills on the planet. A platoon of Big Foot(or is it Big Feet?) could be parachuted deep into enemy territory and not only cause major damage and chaos, but also scare the shit out of all who encounter them. There may even be some serving right now. In exchange the government let's them live on "reservations" where they are free to hunt and procreate. There may also be an agreement that if they are discovered by a civilian, they can eat them without prosecution. I also believe another reason we are doing this is because the Chinese have brokered a similar deal with The Yeti(or Abomidable Snowman) in the Himilayas and that is how that keep the peace in the far Western parts of their country. It's a Big Foot Arms race. I'm sure back in the 60's the Natick Town Forrest became to small due to suburban developement and the colony had to be moved from the convenient location next to The Natick Army Labs to the larger Leominster State Forrest. I'm sure past Governors of Massachusetts and other states that have "BF Reservations" have known about them in case they had to be mobilized to assist the National Guard or be used to quell any kind of uprising or invasion.
Which leads us to Lt. Governor Murray's connection...
Since Murray is a life long resident of Central Massachusetts he was a natural choice to be Big Foot Liazon for Governor Deval Patrick.(who by the way makes his home in Berkshire County which I'm sure is crawling with "The Foot" which he uses to protect his home) My belief is, after the "Halloween Blizzard", The Big Foot's home area in Leominster suffered severe tree damage which could comprimise their secret status. They requested to move to the Mt. Wachusett Area but State officials believed it would be too risky because of heavy emergency crew traffic. "The Foot" insisted and Tim Murray was called in to calm the savage beasts. He rushed up to Leominster and found "The Foot" representative insistent on talking directly to the Governor. Patrick agreed and Murray and "The Foot" rep(stretched out in the back of the Crown Vic to accomodate his massive size) raced down Rt. 190 to meet at a secret location in Holden. I believe the Big Foot, uncomfortable in the relatively tiny Crown Vic backseat) shifted his body and the weight threw the rear end of the car off the road causing Murray to lose control. The Big Foot Rep then grabbed the Lt. Governor and sheilded him from the crash with his gerth allowing Murray to escape with just a scratch. That has been the biggest question: How did Murray walk away from such a horrific crash? I think he immediately volunteered for a brethalyzer test to start a diversion for the media who he knew would investigate the incident thoroughly. After noticing a passing motorist the Big Foot Rep ran into the nearby woods. I believe Murray was also on the phone with Federal "Foot" Authorities trying to convince them the meeting was imperitive. That's why we will never see his phone records. Or if we do, they will be altered to hide that information.
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He let the Big Foot drive.
Another question is: How much does Sammy Hagar know? The latest Chickenfoot song "Big Foot" may be a clue to his knowledge of the program. If there's one person in that band who knows anything for sure it's Joe Satriani. He's most definitely from outer space. Chad Smith may even be a by-product of cross-genetic experimentation with a Big Foot.
