We've all made mistakes, right? We've all been there, making a billion dollars a year on a pseudo-sport, getting hooked on muscle relaxers and anti-anxiety-medicine, picking up any cocktail waitress that has an IQ less than 23. I've never had my wife beat me with a golf club(unless I asked first). She did throw a bottle at me once, but she missed. The artist who remixed Tiger's "apology" is a genius. He actually captured what this billion dollar bozo was saying. "I'm sorry i got caught, please keep paying me to play golf."
Tiger has no need to apologize. He is a celebrity that screwed around on his wife...big deal.
What irks me is that he was cited by the police for the crash, when it was obviously a result of the "crazy viking bitch" beating on the vehicle as it sped away. Tiger would have been fine otherwise.
02/24/2010 10:02PM
jen
If he really was sorry he wouldn't have waited so long to say it.
02/25/2010 9:06AM
Nip Won Ton
I will have the Peking duck and a large flyed lice... chop chop or no tip for you!!!!