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The Only Seven Year Old Breasts I Want To See Are On Pam Anderson?s Chest

Breaking news from Abercrombie and Fitch: If your 7 year old daughter wants to strut the beach this summer looking more endowed in the chest area than she really is, she will now have to resort back to the old, tried and true “Kleenex” stuffing method. Wilting under the pressure, and probably tired of everyone looking at them like they are diddlers, company officials announced via Facebook today that they will no longer sell “Padded Push Up” bikini tops for girls as young as seven. The company acknowledges that they are more appropriate for girls who are 12 and older. Thank god. Can you imagine the problems a bunch of top heavy pre-teens could cause at the local beach this summer? My 11 year old son wouldn’t be able to focus on skim boarding up at Ocean Park. Abercrombie doesn’t explain on Facebook how an entire company of adults somehow came to the conclusion that padded bikini tops for grammar school kids was an epic idea. It had to pass through more than one person right? I’m all for big breasts, don’t get me wrong, I just tend to think we ought to keep them on the adult ladies, or guys like me who haven’t been on the treadmill lately. Should there be a law about provocative clothing? Or should there be a law about parents who allow, or encourage, their kids to dress like sluts? Abercrombie wouldn’t make this stuff if some manic beauty queen mom wasn’t buying for their princess. You can’t control what a private business wants to sell. You can ask the question though about when a company has crossed the line. When you are presenting seven year olds with the opportunity to make their boobs look big, are you not encouraging kiddie porn like behavior? Or at the very least, embarrassing a bunch of normal people just trying to have fun at the beach.

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03/29/2011 5:21PM
The Only Seven Year Old Breasts I Want To See Are On Pam Anderson’s Chest
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03/30/2011 1:08PM
Matt
HILLMAN: LEAVE IT TO A PRANOID CONSERVATIVE SUCH AS YOURSELF, TO AUTOMATICALLY JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT "LAWS", AFTER AN OVERPRICED, OVERRATED STORE LIKE ABERCROMBIE DECIDES THAT THEY ARE NO LONGER GOING TO MARKET PADDED BRAS TO GIRLS 12 AND UNDER. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT OUTRAGED? AFTER ALL, THAT IS THE "FREE MARKET" MENTALITY IS IT NOT? IN YOUR "MIND", AND THAT OF YOUR FELLOW CONSERVATIVES, THESE COMPANIES HAVE A BLANK CHECK TO DO AS THEY PLEASE, AT ALL TIMES, NO MATTER WHAT? THIS IS JUST ANOTHER FAKE CONTROVERSEY THAT YOU HAVE CREATED. HOWEVER, IT ALSO GOES TO SHOW THAT WHEN YOUR FACADE IS PEELED AWAY, YOUR VIEWS ARE RIGHT IN LINE OF THOSE THAT YOU RAIL AGAINST, SUCH AS THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. CUE HILLMAN'S MINDLESS FOLLOWERS IN 3...2...1...
03/30/2011 3:48PM
Michael the Conservative
Leave it to Liberal Apologist, Catty Matty, to rush in to the defense of sick perverts who want to sell sexy tops to children. Obviously, Matt just wants to get his jollies looking at 7-year old girls in padded bras. Bet he has a special place in his heart for Roman Polanski. Matty can pretend that selling anything and everything to children is "just free markets," but he forgets that no Conservative is a free-market absolutist (that's for the Ron Paul nutjobs). Nobody in the Conservative movement advocates selling crack to children, or tobacco or alcohol for that matter. So Matty's snide take on the matter is just a thinly-veiled excuse to keep letting the diddlers sell their padded tops to kiddies. He's probably just pissed off that the Catholic Church isn't hiding pedophile priests anymore, so now he can't get into the seminary.
03/30/2011 8:13PM
Matt
MICHAEL THE GUTLESS CONSERVATIVE: Matty can pretend that selling anything and everything to children is “just free markets,” but he forgets that no Conservative is a free-market absolutist (that’s for the Ron Paul nutjobs). Nobody in the Conservative movement advocates selling crack to children, or tobacco or alcohol for that matter. So Matty’s snide take on the matter is just a thinly-veiled excuse to keep letting the diddlers sell their padded tops to kiddies. He’s probably just pissed off that the Catholic Church isn’t hiding pedophile priests anymore, so now he can’t get into the seminary. WOW, YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR CREVICE, I SEE. ARE THE EXTERMINATORS SPRAYING THE INSECTICIDES AGAIN, OR HAVE YOU, AND THE 9 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT AE STILL ON MYSPACE, DECIDED TO FINALLY MOVE ONTO SOMETHING ELSE? I WAS GOING TO RESPOND TO YOUR INANE "LOOKING AT 7 YEAR OLDS" COMMENT, BUT YOU ARE TOO EASY OF A TARGET. NUMBER ONE, BASED ON THE PICTURES I HAVE SEEN OF YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE NOT SHOWERED SINCE THE NIXON ADMINSTRATION. HOSE YOURSELF DOWN, (USING ACTUAL SOAP AND WATER), AND THEN YOU CAN RUN YOUR MOUTH. THAT IS FUNNY! OF COURSE YOU GUTLESS CONSERVATIVES DON'T WANT TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR "FREE MARKET" PROPAGANDA", BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CORPORATE PROFITS, CEOS THAT CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS THAT THEY DO, AND "PERFORMANCE BASED" BONUSES FOR EXECUTIVES, DESPITE THE FACT THAT MANY COMPANIES WITH SUCH COMPENSATION PACKAGES, ESPECIALLY IN THE FINANCIAL SECTOR, HAVE HAD TERRIBLE YEARS. INSTEAD, UNSHOWERED MOUTH BREATHERS LIKE GUTLESS MIKEY CHOOSE TO MANUFACTURE A CONTROVERSEY ABOUT AN ISSUE SUCH AS PADDED BRAS FOR 7 YEAR OLDS, EVEN THOUGH ABERCROMBIE HAS ALREADY DISCONTINUEDS SUCH THINGS. THESE GUTLESS CONSERVATIVES TEY AND USE THIS "ISSUE" TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR "MORALISTIC STANCES". EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NONE. BY THE WAY, "MR. CLEANLINESS", THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS STILL HIDING PEDOHILE PRIESTS...OR HAS ALL OF YOUR DIRST AND GRIME GOT INTO EYES SO MUCH, THAT YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN PHILADELPHIA? BACK INTO YOUR CREVICE NOW, THE EXTERMINATORS WILL BE LEAVING SOON. ONCE AGAIN I SAY: THE FACT THAT UNSHOWERED MIKE IS A PARENT, SHOULD KEEP US ALL UP AT NIGHT
03/31/2011 3:56PM
Michael the Conservative
I'm looking and looking, but through all that mindless vitriol and pointless invective, I just can't find a single statement from denying the fact he wants to see 7-year olds in padded bras. And if the Catholic church is still hiding pedophile priests, I guess that means I was wrong about Matty getting into the seminary. It's disturbing how the Left always defends the sexualization of children, yet whenever there's some agenda they want to ram down our throats, they always try to use kids as the excuse -- "We MUST protect the children!" Like everything else they claim to believe or value, they don't care at all about kids, except when they can exploit a children's issue for their own personal gain. Matty is vivid proof. Any law enforcement personnel reading this ought to take a long, careful look at Matty Smialek to see how many missing children he's connected with.
04/02/2011 5:30AM
Matt
MICHEAL THE UNSHOWERED, GUTLESS CONSERVATIVE: It’s disturbing how the Left always defends the sexualization of children, yet whenever there’s some agenda they want to ram down our throats, they always try to use kids as the excuse — “We MUST protect the children!” Like everything else they claim to believe or value, they don’t care at all about kids, except when they can exploit a children’s issue for their own personal gain. Matty is vivid proof. Any law enforcement personnel reading this ought to take a long, careful look at Matty Smialek to see how many missing children he’s connected with. MR COCKROACH: FIRST OF ALL, UNLIKE YOU, WHO TROLLS SCHOOLS, PARKS, PLAYGROUNDS, ETC. IN AN EFFORT TO BRAINWASH, AND FORCE YOUR RIGHT WING EXTREMIST, "RELIGIOUS" VIEWS (AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE) ON KIDS, I DON'T HANG OUT WHERE KIDS CONGREGATE. ONLY SOMEONE WHO HANGS OUT WITH KIDS LIKE YOU DO, WOULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT THIS NON-STORY, BECAUSE, FOR THE 9999999999998888999999999999999999999TH TIME, ABERCROMBIE IS NOT GOING TO SELL THE PADDED BRAS IN QUESTION!!!! THERE ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES IN THE WORLD, THAN THE MARKETING PRACTICES OF AN OVERPRICED, OVERRATED CLOTHING CHAIN, WHOSE "LEADERS" ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT NOONE IS BUYING THEIR MARKED-UP MERCHANDISE. ONLY PEOPLE LIKE MIKEY, ONE OF THE 10 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT STILL INFESTS A SITE LIKE MYSPACE, WOULD CARE ABOUT A COMPANY LIKE ABERCROMBIE, THAT HAS BEEN LOSING MILLIONS SINCE THE END OF 2007. http://retailsails.com/2010/02/19/can-abercrombie-fitch-find-its-mojo-again/ I CARE TO FOCUS ON ISSUES SUCH AS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH RIPPING OFF ITS OWN EMPLOYEES. http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/03/29/church_is_faulted_on_handling_of_pensions/ SPEAKING OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, IT IS INTERESTING HOW GUTLESS MIKEY MADE A WEAK, PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO DISTORT THE ISSUE THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS STILL PROTECTING PEDOPHILE PRIESTS. THAT TELLS ME ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM. OF COURSE HE IS QUIET ABOUT THIS ISSUE, BECAUSE HE HAS HAD HIS OWN EXPERIENCES WITH CHILDREN INSIDE A CHURCH, AND THIS SHOULD DEFINATELY BE INVESTIGATED. ONCE AGAIN... THE FACT THAT GUTLESS MIKEY IS A PARENT, SHOULD KEEP ALL OF US UP AT NIGHT
04/03/2011 5:39AM
Matt
GUTLESS MIKEY: A COUPLE PRODUCTS, WHOSE STOCK IS RISING IS SOAP AND WATER. YOU SHOULD BUY IN NOW, AND DO EVERYONE A FAVOR.
04/05/2011 7:59PM
Eric (I'm angry but not "Angry Eric")
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04/06/2011 5:52PM
Matt
ERIC: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah duuuuhhh blah blah blah blah derrrr, uuhhh wait what? Oh ya, blah blah blah blah blah…. THAT LOOKS LIKE THE IDIOTIC, INANE NOISE THAT COMES OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF HILLMAN'S MINDLESS CULT FOLLOWERS, DAY AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY.
04/06/2011 7:34PM
B. Rubble
Eric- Do not be offended by the Eunuch known as Miserable Matt... BTW Eric, did you know that "Miserable Matt" spelled sideways comes out M-O-R-O-N? Yours in kind: Rubble.
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