The Indianapolis Police picked the wrong Naked Guy to mess with this night. Luckily one drunken reveler in the crowd had the sense to film this amazing display of nude evasion tactics. Four Cops and two tasings only made this naked "Ninja" more powerful.
Later, David "Naked Ninja" Martin, 27, was apprehended and gracious enough to smile for his mugshot. Martin also has an unsettling resemblance to actor Jason Lee(as you can see in the photo above), who should be cast immediately to play him in the first installment of the Action Hero Movie series, "Naked Ninja: Electric Nutsack".