Yesterday I told you the "First Six Things" you should do when you get to the office... Of course Forbes has their opinion. WAAF.com has altered their research to make the rest of us succeed.
Here's their list of the six things you should do at the END of every work day. It's mostly about organizing stuff... Which sucks. So here is what we say to do...
#1.) Evaluate Your To-Do List Facebook Account. Screw working on a to-do list for tomorrow, you have ALL NIGHT to think about that. Cruise your FB account for the next smash. See who just broke up with their significant other and pounce. You are going to feel like a champ when you stroll into the office 45 mins late after morning sex.
#2.) Start a NEW To-Do List Who-To-Do LIst. What's with all this to-do list crap? Here's a list for you. Make a smash list. Write down all the smoke-shows in your office and fire away. Chicks love getting hit on at work.
#3.) Reflect Facebook on Your Entire Day. Every 30 seconds, try to think of something GOOD that happened, or something you achieved, or better yet, just make something up. It'll help you leave work on a positive note, and hopefully in a slightly better mood by crapping on your fellow co-workers and laughing behind their backs with your friends.
P.S. Make sure you check your security settings!
#4.) Clean Re-Up. Call your dealer BEFORE you leave. You know his ass is lazy as hell. So get this out of the way and call early. Also try to refer people from your office who get loaded for a much needed discount. They will never sell you out because they want to re-up as well. Never get loaded with your boss, just give them free drugs to use on their own time.
#5.) NEVER Say "Goodbye" Before you leave. It tips everyone off that you are leaving an hour early everyday. Quietly slip out the door. Take the back staircase and dip out when nobody is looking. Nobody likes the person who gets up and says "goodbye" to everyone every day anyway... Who frigging cares? Its work. That is like saying goodbye to all the correction officers before you get out of jail. You probably hate all these people so jet and go get hammered with your homies.
--Plus, it's never smart to check in with your boss to make sure nothing else needs to be done. He will ALWAYS make you stay to do shit he should be doing. If you ARE the boss, then hand off all your responsibilities to your dick-boy and take off.
#6.) Don't Take Your Work Stress with You. I think this is the only one I agree with. Chances are you have plenty of stress to deal with at HOME too, so do your best to forget about work once you leave the office. You know your wife is just waiting for you to come home to bitch you out. And your ungrateful kids can't wait to ask you for thousands of dollars worth of junk.
--If you are lucky enough to have a desk job, try this: Take that useless Red Sox calendar magnet and slap it on the side of your PC. This should completely scramble your hard-drive, next rub it on your phone. When you come in the next day play dumb and say... Jeez I had no idea that could mess up my CPU".
