The great thing about this drinking game is it changes every year depending on what's in the news and how well our government is getting along with each other. This year President Obama will concentrate on Jobs and the economy in The State Of The Union Address. There will probably be much clapping and standing and sitting and sulking. Maybe one of the newbies will pull a Joe Wilson and yell something classy at the President like, "ONE TERMER!" or "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!". If that happens with those exact words then drink all of the secret Four Loko stash and rubbing alcohol in the house.
Beer or Liquor, it's your choice. I like to have something strong while watching a room full of people clapping for an hour while reeming my ass. Here are this years rules:
Whenever the word "Jobs" is mentioned drink 1(sip or shot)
Whenever the word Bipartisanship is uttered drink 1.
Whenever The President defends Health Care reform drink 2 and take an Ibuprofen.
Whenever the President blames the previous administration drink 4.
If he mentions George Bush by name drink 4 then spit it on the TV.
If the President mentions an American family by name take as many drinks as the number of kids they have.
If the President mentions the First Lady by name drink 1
If he points at her and winks pour the drink down your pants.
If Vice President Biden falls asleep drink 4.
If he looks confused drink 1.
If Speaker Boehner starts to cry keep drinking until he stops.
If you see a Congressman texting drink 1.
If they are sleeping drink 3.
If they are looking pissed with their arms folded drink and throw the can or glass at the TV.
If two of them are making out run outside, make a snow angel, then throw yourself in front of a plow truck.
If The President mentions Walmart snort your drink through a rolled up dollar bill and then call the cops on yourself.
If he mentions Chinese President Hu by name drink 1 then spit it in the air and catch it with your mouth.
If he mentions China drink 4.
If he mentions China, India, Mexico, and the word jobs in the same sentence take 2 drinks anally.
If he says the phrase "our friends Pakistan" throw your drink in the air and catch it with your mouth.
During the lengthy and rather unnecessary bouts of applause you could do two things:
1. Have some kind of eating contest with chips, wings, potato skins, whatever, for the duration of the applause. Add up the results at the end of the address.
2. Do bong hits.
At this point you will probably be shit-faced. There are two responses tonight. During the Republican response whip out your genitalia and make it talk along with whatever congressman is speaking. During the Tea Party response do the same thing but with your ass.
Good Luck and God Bless America.
Within 15 minutes I was already Drunk,my wife was on her way. Great Game!!
We added some rules
Joe Biden I think was lifting his ass farting=2 sips
Saw someone doing a crossword puzzle=4 sips
Joe Biden,I believe noded in agreement 297 times=1/2 sip per nod
when ever Obama made a joke=2 sips
I think that all Military personel,were blinking in morse code=1 sip
Everytime he sounded like a preacher=4 sips
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