S#*thead Parking 101
by Mike
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posted Oct 26 2011 1:39PM
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What exactly is the thought process here? Are you so fucking important that you can commandeer two spaces for your shitty ride? We've all seen this before. Usually the toolbag has a new Lexus or something he doesn't want dinged up so he takes up two spaces. But these fucks don't even have that excuse. Did the "No Child Left Behind" program find it's way into the Registry too? You have to be a real arrogant ballwasher to just pull in and not even friggin' care. The most fucked up part about this is when I came out after about 90 minutes the Honda was in the same space, parked the same exact way. Then I thought there might be something in the way. But there was nothing! The reserved for shitheads sign must have fallen down.
Or maybe I'm being too harsh. Maybe this is a new program by the state to give blind people the chance to drive? It wouldn't fucking surprise me. We let child rapists back into society. I mean really! Were these people transporting fresh organs for transplant? Were they being chased by Ninjas? I always consider vandalism when I see this but that wouldn't prove anything. They would be too stupid to make the connection. And leaving a note just doesn't get across the rage. It would probably end up on some Tumblr blog titled, "Bitchy Messages From People Giving Me A Hard Time About My Organ Transplant Delivery Job".
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