This is quite possibly the Heaviest Metal Band ever on this planet. Not because they are made of steel. Not because they can rip it up to "Ace Of Spades". But because the band collectively weighs 6 tons. That's more than Bachman Turner Overdrive, The Fat Boys , and Leslie West combined! Meet Compressorhead:
This might cause some concern to the paranoid like myself that Technology and Robots are taking over too much of our lives. But know this: Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead will outlive these machines. Like Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards, Lemmy is a miracle of nature. After these machines break down and Justin Bieber collects his first Social Security Check, Lemmy will still be guzzling Jack and Cokes and eating groupies alive.
Just for reference, here's Motorhead showing everyone how it's done. Suck it you bloated bucket of bolts!