I’m tempted to say the National Enquirer took it too far with the Whitney casket photo but I guess you can’t really say that anymore. What exactly is too far? Nice of Whitney’s limo driver to wait ‘til after the funeral to start telling everyone she was a crackhead lesbian. What is the preferred wait time post funeral to start speaking ill of a departed celebrity? And how long until “Stink of Life” figures out there’s $500,000 worth of pawn-able jewelry just a shovel full of dirt away?
ALLAH IS GREAT:
There are several hard and fast rules that apply when flying on a major US carrier. You have to stow your carry on under the seat back in front of you. Your seat must be in the full upright position during take-off and landing. There is no smoking on the jet at anytime. And, if this video is any indication, it’s best not to shout “Allah is great” during a confrontation with a flight attendant. (see video below) The issue here is definitely the confusion over those stupid electronic cigarettes. Are you allowed to “smoke” em in places where you can’t smoke? Are they a tobacco product or just something like a cellphone that will give you cancer after ten years of use?
I WISH THE BEST FOR YOU:
Everything I read or hear about Adelle glows about how sweet, unassuming, charming and gregarious she is. Unless, of course, you cut her speech short at an awards show like last night’s BRIT awards. Maybe she was signaling the waiter with the number of additional entrees she would need when she sat back down? As a card carrying chin club member, may I remind her we are supposed to be “jolly”.
GASSHOLES:
While you were reading this, the potential Memorial Day gas price just went up another buck. I swear. It’s now expected to be six dollars. These guys are basically telling you to get ready to bend over and be anally manipulated. Don’t make plans to drive anywhere this summer. Somewhere in Dubai, a prince is laughing while he smashes eight former Miss USA’s he’s holding hostage in his lair. Isn’t it about time we started drilling for our own oil? I don’t care where it is. Smack dab in the middle of Yellowstone for all I care. There’s no reason why your summer trip to Clark’s Trading post should cost you the same as a year at Harvard.
KRYSTA:
I’m leaving you today with a picture of the Mantown Girl of the Week that you may have missed. Krysta is a bartender at Uno’s in Framingham. Her full gallery of pics is here. If you don’t check her out, the terrorists win.
HILLMAN;
WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN REGARDS TO THE HIGH GAS PRICES, IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO STOP SUBSIDIZING THE BIG OIL COMPANIES. SOMEONE HAS TO REEL THEM IN, AND TELL THEM THE DAYS OF THEM HITTING WITH, FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, A WEEKLY TAX INCREASE ARE OVER. REGULATION OF THIS CORRUPT INDUSTRY SHOULD BE STEPPED UP ALSO. "DRILLING" IS A SHORT-SIGHTED, USELESS "SOLUTION", THAT WON'T SOLVE A THING IN THE LONG TERM.
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