Ok, For Real, THIS Is The Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
by Mike Hsu,posted Jul 25 2012 7:53PM
At first I thought it was going to be the Scatological Thriller Zombie Ass. Then I thought for sure it would be the inter mammary cleft focus ofZomboobies! But now I'm sure this latest product from the land of Used Panty Vending Machines will be the one that flies past The Dark Night, The Avengers, and Ice Age 3.
Dead Sushi( Or Deddo Sushi as it's called in Japan) is the story of the daughter of a Master Sushi Chef who becomes frustrated with her fathers harsh Kung Fu-like training and leaves to be a Sushi Chef at a mountain resort. She soon finds out the Resort is run by some questionable characters and realizes she must leave. But before she can do that, a Pharmaceutical Company comes to the resort for their corporate retreat and has a hankering for the raw fish. Unknown to all, a vengeful former employee follows them to the resort and injects a chemical into the Sushi that makes it come alive and attack the guests. Maguro, Hamachi, Uni, Toro, all become deadly, choking and slashing their victims which turned them into Zombies of course. Our Heroin must use her Father's Master sushi Chef training to stop this evil delicacy from spreading it's disease.
How can this not be a sure thing. Especially from Noburu Iguchi, Director of RoboGeisha. There's scantily clad hotties, a guy with a giant fish head in Samurai garb, and Sushi Sex(it's in the trailer). But much like my other two picks, the Hollywood Machine will surely suppress this greatness and send it straight to DVD in Asia only. Until then, I'm making sure my Sushi is thoroughly dead.