Not Paying Stripper = Theft of Services
On Sunday night, a man in Portsmouth, New Hampshire hired a STRIPPER to come to his home for a private dance. But when she got to his house he REFUSED to open the door.
Eventually the stripper called the COPS and reported it as THEFT OF SERVICES because the man had ordered the private strip show, but stopped it from happening.
The local police captain Mike Schwartz speculated on what happened.
Quote, "I guess there are some people who would have a better dance than others. Maybe you were expecting MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV and got someone looking like [me]. I wouldn't answer the door either."
Translation: The stripper probably did NOT look like what the customer was expecting. The police decided it wasn't a theft since she had never danced, but if she wants to keep pursuing this she can file a civil complaint.