She's absolutely right when she says, "I think we can relate this back to education". Well, not those exact words, but I get what she's saying...I think. What I mean to say is...LOOK AT THOSE TITS!!
In all fairness, we are not expecting Miss USA to cure Cancer. But if she could, I'd vote for her. Marissa Powell gave a better response to the same question on the Today Show the following day. Kind of..
Not that I have never made a mistake when speaking in front of people. I do it every weekday from 10am-3pm on Boston's Rock Station, WAAF. On the air, many years ago, during a stretch of rainy days I said, "It seems like the sun is a million miles away today." Then a listener called and said, "Hey Mike, the Sun is actually about 93 million miles away." Who am I, Carl Sagan? Basically, what I'm trying to say is, LOOK AT MY TITS!
The Defendant's name is Penelope Soto, busted for possession of Xanax and being really ditzy. Presiding over this case is the Honorable Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat. He has a bit of a jovial Santa Clause- like vibe about him but don't be fresh in his court room. Miss Soto learned that the hard way and is now in the can for 30 days for showing the Judge her little well manicured finger. Never, NEVER, mess with a Judge, even if it's Traffic Court. They'll show you the entire long arm of the law. Maybe if Miss Soto would've said, "Adios, Your Honor" it may he may have ruled differently. Judge Rodriguez-Chomat seemed amused..but apparently was not that amused.
A Go Pro Camera, a Hula Hoop, at Burning Man 2012. It's a formula for successful creeping on hot chicks in the desert. If you are prone to motion sickness make sure there'sa waste basket nearby.
