You'd THINK the most sexually deviant living creatures were Germans, or MAYBE the Japanese. Turns out neither of them can compare to PENGUINS.
--Back in 1910, a team from England went on an expedition to the South Pole and came face-to-face with penguins. The leader of the expedition was a Navy captain named Robert Falcon Scott, and he was APPALLED by their sexual DEVIANCE.
--In fact, he was SO appalled, he kept everything written about their sexuality from being published. Until recently, when some museum curators found the manuscripts.
--According to the reports, the penguins were constantly pleasuring themselves . . . both genders would forcibly have sex with other penguins who weren't expecting it . . . they got-it-on with same-sex penguins . . . and they practiced necrophilia.
--If you're not familiar, necrophilia is having sex with corpses. Apparently that was pretty common stuff among the penguins.