32-year-old Coley Mitchell works as a lab tech at Georgia Health Sciences University in Augusta, Georgia. And he sounds like a REALLY good time.
--Last week, campus police found Coley in the lab DRUNK . . . NOT WEARING PANTS . . . while two LAB MONKEYS were out of their cages.
--We're not suggesting Coley was doing anything inappropriate with the monkeys. I mean, we ARE suggesting that, but we doubt it, since he was only arrested for public intoxication.
--So far, the school has been really cool about this . . . and Coley has NOT been fired.