Last week, 29-year-old Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Illinois was driving on a highway when a bird pooped on the windshield of his 1996 Cadillac Seville. And he immediately noticed something in the poop. It was Michael Jackson.

So Brandon decided to CASH IN, and sell the windshield on eBay. He hadn't received any bids, but the story was starting to hit the media, so he figured the bids would start rolling in. Then, yesterday morning, DISASTER STRUCK.
Brandon found that the protective plastic he'd put over the windshield had a tear in it . . . and the heat had MELTED AWAY Michael Jackson. So he ended the eBay auction. Now his plan is to try to sell coffee mugs, t-shirts, stickers, and more featuring the photo of the bird poop MJ.