Jesus! That's A Good Tortilla!
by Mike Hsu
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posted Mar 6 2012 9:10AM
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 David Sandoval of New Mexico recently had his Ash Wednesday Dinner interrupted by what he claims is an image of Jesus Christ in one of his Mother's Homemade Tortillas. You can get more details on this delicious vision here. Not the first tortilla to feature a likeness of the Son Of God. Apparently The Lord likes Tortillas and Toast. Which leads me to believe(for the record, I don't really) that the spirit of Jesus would have to inhabit the pan or toaster that is creating these holy images. Maybe there's a connection between the "Burning Bush" Moses encountered and the "Burning Toaster" or Frying pan that is relaying these messages. All I know is, If you use a knife to free a stuck English Muffin from the "Burning Toaster" you better unplug it first or you will be seeing Jesus and his pals.(depending on your behavior in this life of course).
But I'm not sure I agree with Mr. Sandoval and the thousands of others, that this latest aberration is the man they claim him to be. Here is Mr. Sandoval's Holy Tortilla:
Below is a picture of a popular image of what some would like to think is Jesus. Yeah I know, not a very good match with Mr. Sandoval's Mom's delicious hand baked tortilla.
After some research I may have found who the image actually represents. Singer/Songwriter/Radical Muslim Cat Stevens from his heyday in the 70's:
Or System Of A Down Vocalist/Armenian Activist Serj Tankian:
Or, late 60's Radical and "Pete Townshend Space Violator" Abbie Hoffman:
I don't know about you, but I think it's Hoffman... The main reason being, he's dead, so it would make "sense" that his spirit would infiltrate someone's meal. If Stevens or Tankian wanted to send an mysterious message to alert the world of their existence they would just use Twitter. What do you think? Let me know in the comments section below. And don't forget to check your toaster for Jesus.
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